LEGAL POKER MANIPULATION by Jim Phelan
WE’RE GOING TO SELL YOU A CARD WHICH WILL MAKEYOUR GAMBLING LIFE EXTREMELY PROFITABLE………..THAT’S A PROMISE !
Before we get into our methods, let me introduce all of the brains that made this strategy possible:
Eddie Sheehan, a brilliant designer of video poker slots. Eddie has an IQ that goes right thru the roof.
Bill Moyes, a Slot Manager who worked for some of the top casinos in the world. Among other things, a Slot Manager determines the slot payoffs, the position inthe casino where the various machines will be placed, and he also acts as a sort of security person who knows all of the tricks and gimmicks, and it’s his duty to see that no one rips off the machines.
Jack Horton, a Slot Mechanic and trouble shooter.Jack knows the inside of slots like he knows his own address. He is by far, one of the sharpest people in the business.
Jim Phalen, that’s me. I’m not a big brain, but I DO make a damned good living in the casinos, and have for 20 years.
NOW HOW DID THIS ALL COME ABOUT ??
Well, needless to say, we are all good friends and have been for years. We all gamble, and each of us knows how to cheat on the poker slots. Each of us has the knowledge to flush a machine like a sump pump. But, only a damned fool would try such a thing with the security existing in the casinos of today.Here is something to think about:
THERE’S A VERY FINE LINE BETWEEN HONESTYAND CHEATING IN THE EYES OF THE LAW. But don’t worry about it…we’ll keep you slightly on the right side of this fine line….trust us.
Well anyway, we four were having dinner in the SPANISH STEPS restaurant at Caesars, Las Vegas, and somewhere in the conversation Bill said, “What do you think the odds are that we can come up with a video slot strategy simple enough for the average tourist, yet effective enough for the average guy to make a living with?”
We laughed and talked about this and that. Then Jack said, “Hold it ! What’s so damn funny about four guys with our backgrounds coming up with a legal, simple but profitable video slot system?” Silence…..then we all agreed it could be done and without too much trouble. So we arranged to meet every week to compare notes on our progress.
HERE IS WHAT WE CAME UP WITH:
On the average, in any casino, 80% of the machine swork on dumb luck – eventually they will drain your bankroll…..if you let them. You pull the arm or press the button and that is the end of your control. Now it all depends on where you play and the size of your bankroll as to how much you will win. But we ABSOLUTELY claim that you will win!!
BUT THE REMAINING 20% OF THE MACHINES CAN BE MANIPULATED!
Now, it would take volumes to explain how we boiled things down to the strategy we’re giving you. Volumes and more volumes. So I’ll just list the benefits you will enjoy:
1. YOU will be able to manipulate your machine and”sqeeze” the loot out.
2. The odds definitely will be in YOUR favor.
3. YOU will be in control.
4. YOU WILL WIN !!! I Repeat, YOU WILL WIN!! You will see what is happening, you and the casino will now change sides. You will be the one with all of the advantages. Therefore, YOU will receive the percentage of profits previously enjoyed by the house….. YOU will be in control!!
And I’ll tell you this, it’s one hell of a great feeling It’s like being 10 ft. tall!
ABOUT THE GREAT EXPERTS:
Everyone has a friend or two who are the great experts on gambling. They’ve never been ahead one year in their lives. But..they are the great experts!
Now, every one of those experts will tell you that any slots are for suckers – you can NOT win, ever, on video slots. Well, you can listen to them if you want, I certainly won’t twist your arm. But here are the facts as listed by the top odds makers, bookies, and gamblers with six figure win rates:
The question is, “Which game can you make a living on?”
ANSWER : VIDEO POKER SLOTS! VIDEO POKER SLOTS!
Think about this: If an ape walked into Caesars and played the slots, he would win $1.00 for every $3.00 he bet. Now, I don’t know how much money an ape can carry, but sooner or later the machine will eat it all. The change girl will give him a banana, take him to the front door, and send him to Bally’s.
90% of the players play exactly like the ape. Please don’t be one of them…..let me teach you how to win.
We’re offering you TWO systems – one is strictly for the big money – the other is for the steady money. AND you have our 100% PLEDGE OF SATISFACTION !
Your choice! Play like an ape….or be a WINNER !!!!!!
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